I hate it when a guy doesn't get the door

Even though I told him yesterday and the day before

I hate it when a guy doesn't get the tab

And I have to pull my money out and that looks bad

I hate it when a guy doesn't understand

Why a certain time of month I don't want to hold his hand

¡I hate it when they go out and we stay in

And they come home smelling like their ex-girlfriend!

I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen.